ARTIST STATEMENT -- David Buuck I had the Dizziness I had the Double vision I had the Coordination problems I had the Blurred vision I had the Nausea I had the Vomiting I had the Drowsiness I 11had the Irritated or runny nose I had the Sore throat I had the Cough I had the Abdominal pain I had the Insomnia I had the Back Pain I had the Headaches I had the Shakiness I had the Weakness I had the Fatigue I had the Flu-like Symptoms (such as body aches or chills) I had the Indigestion I had the Painful menstrual cramps I had the Diarrhea I had the Bronchitis I had the Fever I had the Dry mouth I had the Constipation I had the Chest pain I had the Weight Loss I had the Worsening of seizures I had the Depression I had the Anxiety I had the Suicidal Thoughts I had the Unusual Bruising I had the Bladder infection I had the Concentration problems I had the Joint pain I had the Loss of appetite I had the Neck pain I had the Sinus infection I had the Sensitivity to the sun I had the Nervousness I had the Vertigo I had the Memory loss I had the Dry Skin I had the Signs of Liver Damage, such as yellow eyes or skin I had the Frequent Infections I had the Signs of a dangerous allergic reaction I had the Hives or any rash I had the Swollen nodes I had the Severe Muscle Pain I had the Painful sores in or around the Mouth I had the Swelling of the Lips or Tongue I had the Suicidal Thinking or Behavior I had the Vaginal infection or irritation I had the Bloody nose I had the Sweating I had the Increased sex drive I had the Speech problems I had the Collaboratives ARTIST STATEMENT -- Juliana Spahr I frequently felt dizzy. I lost my coordination. I felt confused. I felt restless. I had memory loss. I sweated a lot. I had vivid dreams, vision changes, and fainting. I had unusual feelings of well being. I had blindness and low vision, visual disturbances, eye edema and swelling, eye irritation and itching, and conjunctivitis. I had uncontrolled movements. My eyes and skin were yellow. I had gas. I had nausea and vomiting. I was shaking the entire time. I had diarrhea and gastric symptoms. I had constipation, dysphagia, and gastroesophageal reflux. My urine was very dark. I had an increased incidence of malformation, such as a short tail/short body and also vertebral disorganization. I had the signs of infection. I had a fever and persistent sore throat. I was unusually pale. I was unusually tired. I had nipple discharge, breast swelling, and primary malignant breast neoplasm. I had decreased inhibition, e.g., aggressiveness and extroversion that seem out of character, similar to that seen with alcohol. I had bizarre behavior, agitation, hallucinations, and depersonalization. I had complex behaviors such as “sleep-driving” (i.e., driving while not fully awake after ingestion of a sedative-hypnotic, with amnesia for the event) or I had other complex behaviors (e.g., preparing and eating food, making phone calls, or having sex). I was rashy. I had an itch and it swelled. I had severe dizziness and trouble breathing. I had drowsiness. I had confusion. I had coma. I had respiratory depression. I had hypotension. I had hypovolemic shock. I renally excreted 60% of this collaboration. The additional 40% I excreted in my feces. Whenever I got up from collaborating, I had to remember to get up slowly to minimize falls.